|
|
Post by raamatupac on Sept 8, 2012 0:20:02 GMT -5
The Fiefdom of Skeleton Recruiter:
Join the Skeleton Army
The worst Invaders in the history of Nation States, we do not require UN status, in fact we would prefer it if your not!!!!!
Come help us achieve our goal of making it 0/100 un-successful raids, so far we have failed to raid three regions, so we are well on our way to that magic number.
100, oooOOO that’s the Magic Number.
Our glourious military leader Tu-Pac can show you all the ropes in how not to raid.
Hey even if you do not want to join our pathetic army, you can drop by and leave a good skelelton joke or two, or come join us for some Humerus fun and gorge on some sticky ribs we do not mind.
................................................................................
This is the original recruitment ad used when we were young. It needs to be changed a bit, and because of the line limit shortened. But perhaps we can use the whole thing in the feeders that sort of like us..lol...
|
|
|
|
Post by raamatupac on Sept 8, 2012 1:18:34 GMT -5
Join the Skeleton Army
The worst Invaders in the history of Nation States, we do not require WA status, in fact we would prefer it if your not!!!!!
Come help us achieve our goal of making it 0/100 un-successful raids, so far we have failed to raid three regions, so we are well on our way to that magic number.
100, oooOOO that’s the Magic Number.
Our glourious military leader Tu-Pac can show you all the ropes in how not to raid.
Hey even if you do not want to join our pathetic army, you can drop by and leave a good skelelton joke or two, or come join us for some Humerus fun and gorge on some sticky ribs we do not mind.
|
|
|
|
Post by boneofcontention on Sept 9, 2012 4:02:09 GMT -5
Here's one attempt to edit and bring the recruitment ad up to date. More ideas?Join The Skeleton Army! Join the worst invaders in the history of NationStates. So far we have attempted to raid an impressive number of regions, and we never give up. We are undead skeletons, after all. Our glourious military leader, The Warrior Skeleton Queen of Ramazakal, can show you how everything you need for an invasion is ["are"? not sure which is correct] ambition, beerquila and sticky ribs. No WA nations. Bring a sense of humour and an interest in creative, cooperative roleplay. Join our pathetic army of skeletons and see for yourself. We could add a link to the About Us text:www.skeleton-army.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=info&action=display&thread=15
|
|
|
|
Post by boneofcontention on Sept 9, 2012 4:19:30 GMT -5
because of the line limit shortened I forgot this. How many lines is the limit? We could also post a recruitment thread in the Gameplay forum. It doesn't interrupt feeder RMB conversations like adspam does. |
|
|
|
Post by raamatupac on Sept 9, 2012 10:28:53 GMT -5
I believe the line limit is ten and not sure about the link. I was wondering if we replace the words worst and pathetic and use something like .....shoot the brain is not working this morning...lol
|
|
|
|
Post by boneofcontention on Sept 9, 2012 13:18:34 GMT -5
Would you like to make a boastful, vainglorious in-character ad, like our WFE where we call ourselves the greatest raider region in NationStates?
|
|
|
|
Post by raamatupac on Sept 9, 2012 14:28:32 GMT -5
Something like that
|
|
|
|
Post by boneofcontention on Sept 10, 2012 13:04:33 GMT -5
We'll think of something.
Not easy to word this.
We want to attract those who laugh about silly boastful rhetoric, and we don't want to attract those with no sense of humour who swallow this sort of talk seriously.
How do we say 'Join the greatest raider region!' without getting an influx of people who don't get it?
|
|
|
|
Post by raamatupac on Sept 10, 2012 16:54:38 GMT -5
Its hard to say what we will get, even with this ad and no wa nations tho the were called un nations back then, we had raider/invader regions offering to give us lessons, wanting to join with us, to merge, it was funny really.
|
|
|
|
Post by raamatupac on Sept 10, 2012 16:56:45 GMT -5
but what is important to remember is that if and when we start recruiting is to not post if there is a conversation going on the rmb of the feeder, to say hi and say something to them. I use to do it but its been awhile
|
|
