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Post by skeletalplague on May 30, 2012 11:51:02 GMT -5
Day 1 and 2 of the Texas Invasion has gone well. The people of Texas are afrightened of the sight of the undead and overwhelmed by our beauty. *wanders in sipping coffee from a large ceramic mug decorated like the regional flag*
Whoa, where'd all the supermodels come from? -The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint They are shocked at our mighty power and prowess, realizing how powerful we must be: What kiund of raiders invade a nation with an active defense force, a seven year serving delegate/active founder and over 100 natives? -The Empire of Imperial Sentara And they offer us food in succor: Ok Skeleton, we don't have a bone to pick with you.
We will throw a couple of hundred pound of beef ribs on the grill. But, it looks like the skeletons may not have the stomach for them...
Thankfully, we seem to have the beverages covered between the Happy Spurs Fans and The Skeletal Dragon. Now we need some tunes for the pre-game show - anybody got a Trom Bone? Maybe one of the skeletons can play Bad to the Bone... on the the Trom Bone! We would tell you to put your heart into it, but, well... Bet there won't be any organ music... -The Skeleton Fighters of NewTexas They even offer us roofing materials and cosmetological care: Step right up, step right up!
We have roofing nails, framing nails, concrete nails...
... Oh sorry, wrong kind of nails. Ask Yeoman Branner, our chief cosmetology officer. She can possibly help with your nails. Although do skeletons have nails? -The Reserves of Trecdom2 We have shown them the conditions of their surrender. Victory is assured. |
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Post by boneofcontention on May 30, 2012 14:22:32 GMT -5
Thank you for the write up, o fearless reporter from the battlefield!
(Good thing the cone of silence is installed, shielding this super secret intel from prying eyes. Whew.)
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Post by skeletalplague on May 30, 2012 17:35:20 GMT -5
Thank you Bone, but I am afraid the cone of silence is not working properly. Apparently all said under the cone has been broadcasted out for everyone to hear. So I have mad repairs to it. Let me use it again, now repaired. Continuing reportThey have come across our Top Secret Invasion room and are now circulating its location. Hey Republica, looks like someone deleted your post with that link. Let me repost that for you: skeleton-army.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=topsecret&thread=14
Hope that helps *tips hat and sips beer from a large glass mug* -The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint 63 minutes ago This is bad news. We shall have to make sure that only skeletons can read the flyers we are dropping across the Pacifics with the location. I am not sure how they found it. I have encoded the flyers with Little Orphan Annie Decoder Rings. Since most of the skeletal army does not have decoder rings I have attached one to each flyer with specific instructions on how to use the ring to decode the flyer. This shall surely fool them. They continue to show their gratitude to our presence by making a feast: *Fires up a BBQ Pit at capital- Largest one ever- 128 Feet long-can cook over a hunder or so ribs at a time*
*Sets up a national cook-off* -The Empire of Union Republica 61 minutes ago *Mobilizes root-beer tankers*
"All tankers to skeleton camp"..."Make sure to serve it before they can refuse it"
*Thinks to self "Oh wait, was that the posioned root-beer?"* -The Empire of Union Republica 55 minutes ago At this rate we shall have the thighbone signed in no time! Then the Queen shall surely forgive what has happened to her Rose Garden. |
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Post by minions on May 31, 2012 5:28:10 GMT -5
The minions work the propaganda mill.
Announce that their propaganda leaflet production has exceeded the assigned quota!!!
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Due to absent-mindedness, propaganda leaflet distribution has been rerouted to the compost heap.
However, the effort was tremendous and laudable.
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Post by skeletalplague on Jun 1, 2012 0:18:15 GMT -5
One of the Texans brought us a gun and, using double negatives, told us that he will be signing the thigh bone before pulling out all the stops on the food! Glorious day indeed! *walks out with his Winchester repeater onto a street towards a crowd of skeletons*
We ain't never signing no thigh bone, so you skulls best admit defeat. Or we can drag this out longer.
*Army trucks roll in carrying grilling supplies. Hundreds of grills are fired up throughout the city cooking hamburger patties. Soldiers set up tables with toasted hamburger buns, fresh lettuce, tomato, grilled onions, jalapeños, pickles, American cheese, Swiss cheese, provolone, mustard, ketchup, bbq sauce and a ginormous bowl of assorted bag o' chips. -The Holy Empire of Richard I 8 hours ago |
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Post by boneofcontention on Jun 2, 2012 4:41:12 GMT -5
*awards shiny pointy spin doctor hat to Plague*
*rapt audience claps*
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Post by skeletalplague on Jun 2, 2012 19:45:22 GMT -5
In awe of us they have even suggested they show us their top secret headquarters and wine and dine us. Probably hoping to appease us. Would anyone mind if I invited some skeletons to our top secret bar-b-que?
z1.invisionfree.com/Texas/index.php?showtopic=1177 The Empire of Union Republica 10 hours ago Edit- I have infiltrated their secret BBQ where I am blending in as a "helpful stranger." |
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Post by boneofcontention on Jun 5, 2012 8:50:07 GMT -5
The General Reconnaissance, Infiltration and Lay of the Land (GRILL) department approves of the valuable findings on local cooking traditions.
The Centre for Lookout and Undercover Espionage (CLUE) approves of your cowboy hat.
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Post by skeletalplague on Jun 5, 2012 11:47:21 GMT -5
The General Reconnaissance, Infiltration and Lay of the Land (GRILL) department approves of the valuable findings on local cooking traditions. The Centre for Lookout and Undercover Espionage (CLUE) approves of your cowboy hat. Excellent! Excellent! And thank you. I got it from a nearby store. |
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Post by skeletalplague on Jun 7, 2012 0:53:45 GMT -5
And so we are called home to our ancestral place: *Enters region and looks around, sees Raamatupac and delivers a message*
Attention all mighty skeleton warriors, the invasion of this fine region must come to a halt. Please go to *The Skeleton Army* region as you all have alot of work to do, replanting roses, cleaning crypts that were dirtied. So say your good byes and come on home.
Farewell Texas it is always a honor and pleasure defeating you, please feel free to come and visit. We love bears. -The Warrior Skeleton Queen of Ramazakal 12 hours ago We wish the Texans well, they BBQ almost as well as we do. |
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Post by boneofcontention on Jun 7, 2012 3:29:37 GMT -5
Aaaaand you brought a mighty becoming stetson. Do I see kitty dragon rodeo in the future?
Looks like Texans are firing up the BBQ for the next visitors this weekend. Busy region. :)
Good old ancestral crypts can now welcome the fearless skeletal warriors home.
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Post by boneofcontention on Jun 22, 2012 8:47:34 GMT -5
On the nerve-wrecking battle of Texas Texas Newsletter 1st trimester 2012, summer edition. Link goes to a pdf document. |
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Post by skeletalplague on Jun 23, 2012 22:52:50 GMT -5
What is this PDF and how do we access its magic? I applaud their paper for I am mentioned in it.  |
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